Wednesday, April 27, 2005

hypothetical conversation with an evangelical preacher

I was just at the laundromat and, for some reason or another, they had the tv turned to one of those fire and brimstone preacher channels. he, the preacher was preaching (closer to yelling) about the sin of homosexuality. here's what I think I'd say to him if I got the chance.

preacher: I hate queers/fags/homos.
me: hate leads to anger. anger's a deadly sin. you're going to hell.
preacher: d'oh!
me: woohooo!

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