1. I've become more effective at organizing and running meetings 2. A man can survive at least one day on lack of sleep and food as long as he has at least three cans of Mountain Dew (numbers may vary for women :)
"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind." -Albert Einsten
"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." -Voltaire
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum! And I'm all outta bubble gum!" -Anonymous